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ONE NATION, UNDER GOD -




HANK'S WISDOM - That about sums it up!


TAGS: takers
Rating: 4.69/5

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RonaldReagan - June 4, 2015, 7:18 pm
Another keeper. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She loves him


SO YOU THINK YOU EARNED THAT GOLD MEDAL? -




PAWNED - Republicans vs Democrats


TAGS: take this democrats
Rating: 3/5

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KaBoom - May 20, 2015, 6:53 pm
Do you mean "pwned?


WHAT WAS OUR FIRST CLUE - Whenever our government officials pass bills that exclude themselves, it can't be good




KHMER ROUGE MASSACRE -




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think it takes a village to raise a child instead of good parenting....




DEMOCRATS TAKE 240 DAYS OFF -




FIRE THE DEMOCRATS - Take Back America. Destroy Socialism!




SOCIALISM - The paranoia that your nation is going to be taken over by Batman type villains




BUMP IN THE ROAD - The other bump that no one's talking about. I'm tired of everyone else's hands in my wallet. Go earn your own darn money!


TAGS: takers
Rating: 4.25/5

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GOVERNMENT MOTORS - Now that the Government has taken over the car industry, you can feel safe driving your new cost effective, Government approved GM car.




47% PAY NO TAX - Well now, that certainly explains Obama's popularity rating!




CHRISTIAN NATION? - THE LAST TIME WE MIXED POLITICS AND RELIGION PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE!




" 2013 IT'S CHANGED " -




WISDOM - Will the takers outvote the makers again this November. Only if you let them!




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - factories make wealth, more government = more taxes




MISTAKES -




GREED - Is in the eye of the beholder..




VOTE BIG BIRD IN 2012 -




BUT DONT WORRY - This will surely not happen Once they take over your healthcare


TAGS: fema government takeovers
Rating: 4.33/5

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deerbag2 - November 9, 2012, 1:27 pm
Oh blessed Lord, that hit home. Ouch!!!


KENYA HEAR THE CAPITALISM TRAIN COMIN' . . . - . . . Mr. "Hopey Changey"? How's that socialism thing working for ya?




WHAT BIG GOVERNMENT GIVETH -




OR - 1: he will say you did not build that. 2: will take it away from you and give it to someone else 3: he will regulate it out of existence




TRACK RECORD - “I second-guess constantly… I make a mistake, you know, every hour, every day,” ~President Obama (that's over 35K mistakes in a 4-yr span) Best argument for a 1-term presidency.




POLITICIANS -




THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE - Where is Dennis Miller when we need him?




FACT CHECKING -




"TAKERS" OUTNUMBER THE "MAKERS" - When the number of "Takers" outnumber the "Makers", the economy can't recover nor can it sustain much growth. This is how it is today with Obamanomics and out-of-control gov't spending.




IF THE LEFT WING HAS THEIR WAY -




TELL THIS CHILD - We were there so that she could be free and we're sorry for the 103,000+ civilian deaths.




NATIONAL CHILD CARE MANDATE - Queen Nancy proposes another degree of nannycare. May God help us all!




SO SIMPLE A FIFTH GRADER COULD DO IT - We take all your money and give it to other people, problem solved!




I'LL BE TAKING ALL YOUR MONEYS - before you even earn it my little pretty




The roots of tyranny -




Leader Who? -




When Takers -




WHO WOULD BOYCOTT DISNEY? - Ever wonder what Walt's personal opinions were?




-NEW WORLD ORDER APPROACHING- - (YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)




" OCCUPY GULAG COMRADE GUY FAWKES " -




World War "O" -




AND THEN I CONVINCED AMERICA.. - That not only should they be afraid of Capitalism, but that they should have 100% faith in socialist policies




Barry Goldwater: -




Trash -


TAGS: culpability is hard to take
Rating: 5/5

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Renza - May 11, 2013, 10:41 am
Good chance anyway, though theoretically if we bastardize the atmosphere badly enough we may unfortunately end that fight in a draw
Rudedog - May 10, 2013, 11:16 pm
Our impact on this planet will only affect us. Earth will prevail with indifference .
Renza - May 10, 2013, 8:41 am
True in me***hor, though the texas sized trash island doesn't appear to be going anywhere


11 STATES - Have more takers than private sector makers. Watch as American "Makers" flee those states....to leave the liberals to pay the bill!




CONCESSION SPEECH YOU NEVER HEARD - Willard Mitt Rmoney Moves On


TAGS: mitt takes
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - November 18, 2012, 8:31 am
Take the conspiracy nuts with you!
vbattaile - November 18, 2012, 12:02 am
HAHAHAHAHA..... LOL. 5/5


Americans -




OBAMA BEGINS PUSH FOR NEW NATIONAL RETIREMENT SYSTEM. - "We have it in our power to begin the world over again."




IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT... -




Quick Reaction Force -


TAGS: obama take credit for their deaths as osama s
Rating: 4.82/5

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OTC - August 3, 2013, 8:22 pm
Members of the mitary take an oath to make the other guy die for their country
MashiMashi - July 29, 2013, 12:57 pm
Yes they did BARACK changed the oath during first term.
foxrecon19d - July 27, 2013, 7:00 pm
Actually, no... U.S. Navy SEALS, or any member of the United States military, ever took an oath to give their lives so that Barack Obama can look good
MashiMashi - July 27, 2013, 1:59 pm
That's what Seal Team Six does Baby!!


TIM ALLEN- ON GOVERNMENT - You better give your money away before they take it from you


TAGS: takers
Rating: 4.8/5

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maker v taker -




job opening (s) -


TAGS: terrorists kill people but only a politician can take away your freedom
Rating: 4.67/5

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terroraustralis - September 15, 2014, 11:09 pm
i dont see the words "shrimp on the barbie" anywhere.
EmmaRoydes - September 15, 2014, 7:34 pm
The words come together like an Australian tourism commercial. You just tried to disguise it by adding the picture.
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 9:02 am
...So folks who are not American spend time tuned in to American politics and culture. Unfortunately, non-Americans seem more learned and informed about what is going on in the White House than most Americans,to the benefit of leftist American politicians
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 8:59 am
It never ceases to amaze me how much American culture and economy affects the entire world. I mean, you can be in the middle of a f***ing war zone where no body speaks English and get a God d***ed bucket of KFC chicken in between fire fights...
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 4:54 am
i mean, sure, thats totally why there's a picture of the US capitol building... tell me more about "forcible ra**" and how abortions are terrible, and i'll consider forwarding your application.
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 4:51 am
very comeback, much insult, wow.
EmmaRoydes - September 14, 2014, 2:51 am
Wasn't that an advertisement put out by the Australian Tourism Bureau?


Those that preach in black and white -




ROMNEY SUPPORTERS.. - for the most part sign the front of checks, while Obama supporters are used to signing the back of checks!


TAGS: takers
Rating: 4.56/5

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KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 8:30 pm
best way to tell the difference...


IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN HERE - Internment camps, they didn't have to wear uniforms and they weren't gassed. So it's ok.




WALKER WALKS THE TALK - Obama takes Vacations




EAT THE RICH - they hate those that are rich, but love all the free stuff they expect the rich to provide them (as long as the takers don't have to work for it)


TAGS: takers are haters
Rating: 4.2/5

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Reality Lord - November 10, 2012, 6:29 am

in a free society there will always be abuse in either extreme. i personally deplore both those extremes. abraham lincoln comes to mind...poster #10171


" GRECIAN FORMULA 2012 " - I’ve got a lot more gray hair now than I did the last time I visited. But I have a better plane so it’s a fair trade




THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS - A majority of Republicans know how to fill out and sign the front of a check, while the Democratic party depends upon a large fraction of people that only want to sign the back of checks to vote for them!


TAGS: takers
Rating: 4.11/5

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LOAN SHARK -




WISDOM - It speaks for itself.




NOVEMBER 2ND - Beginning to dismantle one of the biggest mistakes this country ever made!




SHOULD BE SIMPLE ENOUGH -




THE BLAME GAME - Obama spins to win




REPUBLICANS! - Love rainbows and unicorns.




Socialism -




THE SCREAM - The scream, building in volume since January 2009. Relief is coming this November!




I AM SORRY -




FOOD RIOTS AROUND THE WORLD - As world food prices have risen more than 25% recently, we have the idiots in DC to thank, who decided that corn ethanol was more important than food!




THE FEDERAL TAKE OVER OF GM - Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea.




I VOTED FOR OBAMA AND ALL I GOT... - ...was this lousy suitcase. Where's the rest of the free stuff he promised me?




THE APPROVAL - Landmark healthcare overhaul approved




LOUGHNER'S OTHER FAVORITE BOOK - This guy is left wing right wing bat shit crazy and I hope they fry him ASAP.




Sen. Leahy’s Bill Would Sunset Surveillance -




REDISTRIBUTION - why not?




George Takei: "What if Hobby Lobby was run by Muslims imposing Sharia law on workers?" -




ROMONOMICS -


TAGS: take it all and run
Rating: 1.44/5

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the difference -


TAGS: differences makers v takers
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - July 9, 2016, 3:21 pm
This is so eloquent. That said, not everyone starts at the same line yet.
Bandit5906 - July 5, 2016, 12:45 am
The political correctness is distracting us from the real issues.Happy Birthday America!


Who Is Really the Clown? -




I don't always -




takers -




Random thoughts from the no longer silent majority: -




Iran takes sailors captive- the Obama white house responds -




Feel the Bern -




thought for the day -


TAGS: taken away
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - February 22, 2016, 11:19 am
Not necessarily, some thing you pay them for such as licencing and permits for things like grazing and hunting. But again government didn't truly GIVE that to you, you bought it from them.


The EPA has made a slight mistake. -




The EPA has made a slight mistake. -




"the server was a mistake" -




I was against apologizing -




Molon Labe -


TAGS: molon labe second amendment gun control come and take it three percenters oath keepers american patriots militia
Rating: 4.69/5

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ipaprime - November 9, 2014, 7:22 am
A lot of racist $hit that would embarrass any sane person
Cannabal - November 7, 2014, 11:05 pm
Well, what he say?
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Republicans win big in historic mid-term eelections -




the government says this isn't leading to martial law -


TAGS: jade helm exercises obama martial law takeover
Rating: 4.43/5

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rebeccaolsen - May 16, 2015, 4:37 pm
DGAF until you can man-up and choose to answer simple questions with straight answers. You know where WE stand on this conspiracy theory junk. YOU are the only one here "twisting", Chubby Checkers www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHGXwQeUk7M
OTC - May 16, 2015, 3:43 pm
This is about people concerned as to why military is training in civilian population and the government's response, so lets see, a poster about government "trustworthiness" gets twisted by liberals as an excuse to attack right wingers, got it.
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 9:02 pm
Then again,when you thought that pretending to be a woman would give you an advantage in a political argument#59523, you refused to give a straight answer to a simple question on your gender: www.politifake.org/comments/48316 So maybe that explains it :)
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 8:54 pm
Well, hun, you don't have to be "a genius" to figure out that you're riding the fence and dodging a simple question because you are too scared to answer the question. A real man woulda owned it :)
OTC - May 15, 2015, 8:27 pm
It seems you have an obsession with conspiracies in opinions that differ from your own. I gave you the answer thinking a genius like yourself could figure it out, but alas, I'll admit I was wrong about that, but I do see why you believe in MMCC
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 3:08 pm
Your obsessive support of conspiracy theories and your "empiricism-denying" has finally paid off karmically :) It conditioned you tools into always 'being-in-the-habit' of believing in the latest nonsense, but this time with karmic results. Karma FTMFW :)
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 3:03 pm
Like most Republicans nationwide, I'm willing to wager you realized you made a mistake but have too much pride to admit it so you put on this ridiculous show to back out of it rather than just admit you got carried away it.
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 3:02 pm
I'm going to as.sume now it is because you can't bring yourself to typing the words: No, I don't believe the military is plotting with the government to declare martial law in Texas.
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 3:01 pm
ROFL..And you are STILL not directly answering the question - do you believe that the military is plotting to declare martial law in Texas? :) Maybe not answering it let's you hold onto the belief. This excuse doesn't shield you from embarrassment
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 2:52 pm
Yeah,I see HOW your BS works :) Too bad,it DOESNT work for this mea culpa.You're just moving the goal posts and backing out of your argument NOW, like most Republican's nationwide, because u finally realize you're shooting yourself in the foot w/this junk
OTC - May 15, 2015, 2:32 pm
I can give a simple answer as well, but then that woulf eliminate the liberal attacks which usually give me more material and in return gives faux something to do when he parodies my parodies. Trickle down parodies, see how that works?
fauxnews - May 15, 2015, 2:15 pm
:-(
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 2:08 pm
You realize, doll...this doesn't change anything :) Still plan on teasing you for your lovely 'karmic' hunger for smooth-as-silk cigarettes.
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 2:01 pm
Anything else, child? Or are you done playing grown-up for the day? :)
fauxnews - May 15, 2015, 1:58 pm
"Supper?" lol...It's not often OTC 'completely' strays from the subject, but when he does, I know someone just won a debate with a Republican reality-denier. X-D
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 1:52 pm
But, sure, I can give you a simple answer to #76219, ShoOTCer. The answer is - No.
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 1:45 pm
A 'real' father,let alone a real man, wouldnt be okay with someone speaking to 'their' daughter that way.Unless,of course,you're making it up: like the way u implied with me in your random statement about my grey hair-earned seemingly-eternal education :)
OTC - May 15, 2015, 1:41 pm
You could have answered with a simple yes or no
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 1:37 pm
Ewww. Cutting you off right there at the creepy talk, ShoOTCer. You just mentioned you have a daughter. Show her some respect as a woman by respecting me as one. Calling me "sweet cheeks#74334 and asking me questions like this isn't the way you do it
OTC - May 15, 2015, 1:28 pm
Would a simple answer got me an invite to your house for supper?
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 1:25 pm
You shared and endorsed a popular conspiracy theorist poster, ONLY 'mocking' the idea that anyone who trusts the govt is foolish. You either believe in this theory or you don't, but u keep dodging direct questions on Jade 15. A real man would've owned it
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 1:19 pm
So,your response,OTC: you choose to let our as.sumption about u stand and wont answer the question.A person doesn't need a "master's degree" to see that you are dodging question#76205 because you're scared to admit you believe in this conspiracy theory :)
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 1:18 pm
:) Welcome, doll.
fauxnews - May 15, 2015, 1:15 pm
P.S. Kudos on your masters degree, Becca! :-) The only thing more bitter than a college dropout is a graduate school drop out. Good for you for following through on that. Wasn't sure what the status of that was, or your thesis paper. Congrats, mate ;-)
fauxnews - May 15, 2015, 1:14 pm
lol..No
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 1:11 pm
All that mumbo jumbo and dancing around the subject, when you could've simply answered, "Yes or no". Is anyone else buying this? ROFLCOPTER
OTC - May 15, 2015, 1:06 pm
If you can figure out how to google, search for Jade Helm news and read all the fear and conspiracies (and no, I didn't write those articles, I'm not a journalist)
OTC - May 15, 2015, 1:03 pm
Extrapolate your reasoning to my posters on MMCC i bet you as.sume i believe MMCC is real too?
OTC - May 15, 2015, 1:02 pm
No need for concern and pointing out that the government lies is somehow my gospel belief? rofl
OTC - May 15, 2015, 1:00 pm
You should have got a Masters in common sense. I make posters about MMCC because its in the news and "unequivocal", doesn't mean I believe it when i make fun of it. but somehow coming across this in the news and the government telling the people there's
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:55 pm
So,until then,the score so far is:You're letting as.sumptions about u stand.You're dodging questions by "offering clues" when u can answer the questions directly.I can now safely as.sume you're riding the fence so u can have your tinfoil and eat it too :)
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:32 pm
If this is untrue, then answer the question: Do you believe that the U.S.military is plotting with the govt to declare martial law in Texas? If you choose not to answer this question, then you CHOOSE to let our reasonable a**umption about you stand.
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:30 pm
If you don't challenge OUR a**umption about you, then you are letting it stand. Zeit is right #76161. It would seem you poster is saying "you can't trust the govt on Texas military exercises if they took over health care and lied about it"
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:27 pm
You shared a popular conspiracy theorist poster about Jade Helm 15. If this is a misunderstanding (which I highly doubt) then clear it up now: Do you, or do you not, believe the U.S.military is plotting with the govt to declare martial law in Texas?
OTC - May 15, 2015, 12:21 pm
Derogatory remarks now? Still haven't read the news about it and what's reported in black and white? Well, since you're so smart (but can't seem to figure this out) here's a clue- I make posters mocking MMCC, doesn't mean I believe in it.
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:18 pm
Our as.sumptions are amusing because of your 'dancing around the subject.' Your lies about it are more amusing. Keep dancing around-the-question about whether you support the conspiracy theory or not - that amuses us the most of all, monkey :)
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:14 pm
Our as.sumptions are amusing because you of you. Your lies about it are more amusing. Keep dancing around the question, that amuses us the most, monkey :)
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:12 pm
So, you had enough to time to dodge Faux's question posed to you in #76167 with answers #76169,#76170 and #76171 but not enough time to say, Yes or No? when asked: do you believe the US military is plotting to declare martial law in Texas? More dodging.
OTC - May 15, 2015, 12:09 pm
Dodge? My daughter graduated last night, i busy dealing with that, but your as.sumptiins are amusing
OTC - May 15, 2015, 12:05 pm
I said Texas was listed as hostile? Try reading the reports before commenting. The excerise also list Utah and southern California as hostile as well as Texas and not because "I" said so. Now I see why you believe in MMCC just because a consensus says so
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 11:59 am
It is a TRUE statement that OTC is choosing to NOT challenge our a**umption that she believes in the conspiracy theory that the US military is plotting to invade Texas and impose martial law So,our a**umption stands until OTC clears it up. OTC's Dodge FTL
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 11:58 am
And you continue to dodge the question about whether you deny you believe in theory, when given the chance. So...............
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 11:57 am
And you shared a popular picture commonly a**ociated with a conspiracy theory about a military taking over Texas, declaring martial law, and/or "invading" as Faux sarcastically pointed out, whatever you conspiracy theorist want to call it.
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 11:54 am
Second line #76176. answer - You. Trick question? It's your conspiracy theory, hun. You said Texas was listed as "hostile"#76169 when the scenario for the exercise is that U.S. special ops forces travel to another continent which includes hostile nations
OTC - May 15, 2015, 9:00 am
"Invadde" Texas? now who is being stupid? How can they invade a region that tge military is already in (Ft Hood)
fauxnews - May 14, 2015, 6:20 pm
The govt isnt plotting with its military in a conspiracy to invade Texas (lol) and declare martial law.Anyone who thinks the military exercise"Jade helm 15" is proof of a federal takeover of Texas is conspiracy nut and a total idiot.You'd agree,right? :-)
fauxnews - May 14, 2015, 6:14 pm
Yes. The govt.'s "Department of Defense." Members of the military are considered federal employees. The U.S. Constitution ensures civilian control of the U.S. Military by naming the President the commander in chief. In Article II, Section II.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 14, 2015, 5:20 pm
So you don't think the military is part of the government?
fauxnews - May 14, 2015, 3:25 pm
Got it. So, you are choosing to NOT challenge our a**umption you believe that the U.S. military is conspiring with the govt to invade Texas to declare martial law. So we'll put that into the category of conspiracy theories you think are true. Sound good?
OTC - May 14, 2015, 2:37 pm
For not sending help (unlike the constant coverage of Bush being slow to send help in katrina), musta been because that was an election year and we can't say anything derogatory against the anointed one
OTC - May 14, 2015, 2:29 pm
And its also a fact, that in Bastrop Texas where I found the story, in 2011 there was a devastating forest fire but the feds didn't send any help which is why the people there don't trust the government. of course, the media gave Obama a free pass
OTC - May 14, 2015, 2:11 pm
Actually, its a fact, not an opinion, that the government lies as pointed out with healthcare. it also seems you are commenting on a subject solely based on this poster? in the multi state exercise, Texas was listed as "hostile" hmmm
fauxnews - May 14, 2015, 4:10 am
After reading this meme,Im a**uming u believe this theory.So,do you?Simple Yes or no.If you dont answer,or evade it,then you're choosing to NOT challenge our a**umption that you believe that the US is preparing to invade Texas.So,the a**umption stand(2/2)
fauxnews - May 14, 2015, 4:01 am
So, here's a chance to clear this up for us: Do you think that the U.S. military is plotting to invade Texas and impose martial law? Simple "Yes or no." (1/2)
fauxnews - May 14, 2015, 3:56 am
No one made you make this poster,OTC. If I made a poster with an alien autopsy, saying "TITLE:The govt denies this is real."BODY:"The same govt that said if you like your plan you can keep it." People will reasonably infer I'm a UFO conspiracy theorist.
fauxnews - May 14, 2015, 3:51 am
More in the news..."A poll by Public Policy Polling released on Wednesday found that 32 percent of GOP primary voters nationwide believe that the federal government is in fact trying to take over Texas." bwhahahahahhaha
fauxnews - May 14, 2015, 3:50 am
In the news..."A conspiracy theory that the U.S. military is plotting to invade Texas and impose martial law has gained some traction among Republicans." lololololol...Holy, sh*t. This is dumber than Republican science denial. X-D
Zeitguy - May 13, 2015, 11:20 pm
I'm aware of the concern that some in Texas have voiced but you do realize that when you make a poster it is generally accepted that it is your opinion.
OTC - May 13, 2015, 9:30 pm
You do realize that's not me, its the people who will have the military exercises in their backyards so to speak, like Bastrop Texas
Zeitguy - May 13, 2015, 8:54 pm
I respect your questioning of the government, and their sometimes seemingly nefarious motives but a leap to Martial law may be a bit over the top.(And I think our government still have questions to answer about 9/11)


Molon Labe -




Liberal hypocrisy -




thin skinned liberals -




poe's law -




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